Karen Rises as ‘American Carnage’ Smoulders On and On

You remember Fat Nixon's inauguration speech back in 2016, right? We're hearing it again, and every Karen is spontaneously applauding.

Nice to meet you, too, racist.

American Carnage” is back, baby! You remember Fat Nixon’s inauguration speech back in 2016, right? It feels like a lifetime ago when he painted a picture of burning cities, rioters looting, murders, rapes, demonic Democrats eating babies — basically The Purge come to life. Complete with a new sickness by the name of Karen.

But July 4 was last weekend — all that Independence Day celebrating and flag-waving, with all the fireworks — and our Impeached President again put lives at risk at Mt. Rushmore so he could have a few hours of flag-draped “real” Americans screaming, COVID spittle flying, every Karen in the coven, and everyone basking in his radiant glory.

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There, the Impeached POTUS gave us some of his greatest hits while standing in front of (literally) stone-faced former Presidents:

  • “Angry mobs are trying to tear down statues of our founders, deface our most sacred memorials, and unleash a wave of violent crime in our cities…Make no mistake, this left-wing cultural revolution is designed to overthrow the American revolution.”
  • “The violent mayhem we have seen in the streets and cities that are run by liberal Democrats in every case is the predictable results of years of extreme indoctrination and bias in education, journalism and other cultural institutions…”
  • “Our children are taught in school to hate their own country and to believe that the men and women who built it were not heroes, but that were villains.”

Gulp! I can’t wait to hear his dark violent vision for his speech at the Republican National Convention in August. Oh — except there may be no convention. After he yanked his prom from North Carolina when its Democratic governor, Roy Cooper, required a semblance of COVID-19 responsibility (wearing masks, social distancing, etc.), the Whiner-in-Chief gave part of the convention to his favorite sycophant, Florida governor Ron “I’m literally killing my constituents” DeSantis in Florida.

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So on this episode of the Burke’s Law podcast, my friend, CFR Executive Editor Leonard Jacobs, and I had a question: Does Orange Ghoulius really want to win a second term? If you look at his strategy — just kidding, he has no strategy — I’m not so sure. During a recent “interview” with Trump’s Syncophant-in-Chief, Fox blowhard Sean Hannity, the Karen carpenter was given the opportunity to discuss his second term agenda, and he made a word salad before wolfing a hamberder. He has no vision; he’s given it no thought. We all know he loves the pomp of being President (everyone must call him “Sir“); we also know he has no interest in the actual job. He’s done nothing to bring in non-MAGAs; now he’s overtly racist, acting like the dictators he so admires. This doesn’t look like a man who is doing anything — not even grabbing the pussy of every Karen — to bring in voters who’ll give him a second term.

In that interview, he answered a question with this telling statement about Joe Biden:

And he’s going to be your president ’cause some people don’t love me, maybe…

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Leonard and I also express differing views on who Joe Biden will select for Vice President. I’m very excited for Senator and kick-ass lady Tammy Duckworth; Leonard likes Senator and kick-ass lady Kamala Harris. Biden, in fact, has binders full of kick-ass ladies and they are all perfectly suited, accomplished, smart and ready to step up! We’ll know by Aug. 17, the new date for the virtual Democratic Convention. Stay tuned!

Then Leonard and I get a bit dark, American Carnage-style, about what the turnout will be for Nov. 3, as we laugh at every Karen being videotaped as the assholes they’ve always been. And then we end with a smile — our segment called “Tell Me Something Good!”

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