Out of Time

Jake Olbert (@JakeOlbert on Twitter) writes about fiction and whatever else is going on in his brain at Something Less Pretentious. He read The Hobbit at age 5 and The Lord of the Rings at age 6, and while he's generally not a big fan of stereotyping people based on too-little information if you subtract the Cheetos from the mental picture that develops when you combine those two facts you are probably not that far off. He is survived by one house cat, three swollen bookshelves and a number of ill-fitting shirts.